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Happy Camper?

Sorry for the delay, I was in the woods. Granted it was only for a few days, but it seemed like a long time. I want to like camping, I really do. I just can’t think of a time that I really want to willingly not sleep, get all grimy and rashy, eat bugs that have...

Tall Tales

Relief floods my body. The secret is out. At least, one of them. “I found my tooth, it was still there! And so was the money! Are you the tooth fairy?” Both my eyes are open now, and my son stands by the bedside, his question imploring and immediate. I answer...

All Hail the Power of Spandex!

Spandex is a wonderful invention. It doesn’t feel good or breathe right or cure disease, it just sucks your flab in at all the right places and pushes it back into unknown crevices in your body that you didn’t realize were there. It re-arranges molecules, I swear. If...

Deep, man. Seriously deep.

Is that all there is, is that all there is If that’s all there is my friends, then let’s keep dancing Let’s break out the booze and have a ball
If that’s all there is… Peggy Lee   Ages ago I ran into a friend, working at a convienence store. I...