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Damn these Pillows!

In a fit of desperation, our hero decides he has had enough. It’s three a.m. and he cannot sleep. The F%@#ing   hotel pillows are driving him insane!! Why are they like this! He thinks, becoming more agitated by the minute. He begins to pant, and sweat, like Animal...

Lame Pets

We’d been talking about getting a pet, and then the Sea Monkeys arrived in the mail, a Christmas gift. The kids were very interested for all of 11.9 seconds, before ripping into their other toys. But as we set up our new Sea Monkey Aquarium, all eyes were on the tiny...

50 Shades of What The?

I live in a bit of a cultural vacuum. This is my own doing, and my choice, although my motivations are not totally clear. I don’t always want to know every last thing that is happening, to see the latest movie and be all awash in the buzz of Hollywood. Sometimes...