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The Key to Performance is MAXIMUM PRESSURE!

Kick the ball, Billy. Billy! Kick the Ball!  BILLY! What’s wrong with you! What are you even doing here, Billy! My kids play soccer. I’m glad about that, they have a good time; they get better each year.And I have finally found a clothing combination that allows...

Show me the Future

All Summer in a Day, by Rad Bradbury, is one of my favorite stories. Our second-grade teacher read it to us- she was an avid reader. She was also very strict, and perhaps she was giving us a warning about what the cost of being a little shit can truly be. We didn’t...

The Trump Diet

The Trump Diet: A Projection One side effect of president-elect Donald Trump is that now, for the first time ever, you have  lost your appetite. Use this to your advantage. Panic and fear are great motivation for dropping pounds! Week 1: Although you feel a bit...

A Holiday Tale

It was a fairly uneventful Christmas, by most standards. I’ll be honest, my love of Christmas has dwindled down to a mere wicked flame, where once it was a roaring fire. Just imagine the log, when it gets down to embers, before someone adds a new log…that’s me at...

A Day in the Life

Is this your typical morning? Because this is mine. If you don’t have kids, you can ignore this. Go dip your biscotti in some cappuccino as you sit around in a sate of undress, cruising the internet. At least, that’s what I imagine single/childless people doing in the...

Bounty, What Planet Do You Live On?

Lets do a little exercise. First, watch this video. bounty-again-again-again Does anyone else see a problem here? My husband just laughed. It was a rare moment where we actually watched the commercials, and it made me remember why I don’t watch commercials...