by Erin MacNair | Dec 8, 2014 | Random Bits, Welcome
“I’m calling tonight on behalf of the fireman’s annual ball…” he started. “OHMIGOD,” I shrieked. “You want to take me to the fireman’s ball? That is soooooocool I can’t wait to tell my friends! A real fireman!” “Um, no, wait…” he started again. But I wasn’t having it....
by Erin MacNair | Nov 18, 2014 | Random Bits, Welcome
I meet lots of interesting people in middle age. Middle Age is kind of like Middle Earth, everyone is hairier, they drink better mead and they often discuss the size of their Hobbit holes. Wait…I’m talking real estate, not sure what you were thinking… but we middle...
by Erin MacNair | Nov 1, 2014 | Truly Embarrassing Tales, Welcome
When I was in college, a roommate of mine shared a great story. She couldn’t stop laughing while she was telling it, because she knew the punch-line. …”So my friend was in India, and she’s walking through this big market, and realizes she is being followed. She...
by Erin MacNair | Oct 21, 2014 | Random Bits, Welcome
Yesterday I was waiting for a parking spot, watching a lady get into her uber-fancy car. She got in quickly, only to then open the door, look around, and deposit a Styrofoam coffee cup on the pavement before speeding away. I pulled into her spot, retrieved the cup,...
by Erin MacNair | Oct 15, 2014 | Truly Embarrassing Tales, Welcome
You’d think after years of doing this, I’d learn. Somehow I don’t slow down, look before I leap, or heed the “buyer beware”. I opened the freezer a few days ago to find a “quick fix” dinner. Talapia…Oh yeah! I’d decided to buy something never tried before, just in...
by Erin MacNair | Sep 25, 2014 | Truly Embarrassing Tales, Welcome
I’m not one of those people who hates spiders. I actually think they are quite useful and industrious creatures, and they spin beautiful webs. That being said, all bets are off if one is ON ME. Then, we have a little chat. Something along the lines of “Omigod! Get off...
